Just try and take this one away unless your my dad.

Got a new bone when i went puppy training, they said i had to let them have it and not make a fuss, of course i let them take it away, if it keeps them happy i might even get some more, now whos the idiot.

Me and my friends went to the seaside and had some great fun, he had to give me a bath when we got home and i poured on the poor wet dog look and was spoilt rotten again, the sucker still keeps falling for it.

I like a good run in the snow, its great.

Cant a girl do anything in private? he thinks its funny but you wait untill i walk over his nice clean floor, he normally wipes my feet for me but this time i will be to quick for him, he he he

Whats all the fuss about this white stuff, dad said its horible but i think its good fun, cant wait for him to come home so i can make him take me out, lets see him get wet. Any way why does he not want to play ball with me, the whimp.